Valentine’s Day is upon us, and you know what that means! It’s time to spend money you don’t have on things no one wants, all in the name of love.
Color me jaded, but Valentine’s Day is such a consumer-driven holiday. Unlike other celebratory dates, this one brings with it a heaviness. If you’re coupled, you’re expected to buy the perfect gift that will show just how much (or how little — don’t overdo it if it’s too soon) you love your significant other. And if you’re single? Sit back and watch everyone around you get gifts for merely having the ability to attract another human being.
It’s kind of an icky holiday and yet, most of us participate.
With that, here are a few Valentine’s Day gifts ideas for the Writer in your life. Writers need love, too, after all! And don’t fret — if your Favorite Writer isn’t a fan of the big V-Day, there are some anti-Valentine’s gifts thrown in, too.
Shakespeare’s Romeo & Juliet remains one of the most incredible (albeit tragic) love stories of all time. This shirt, available from Out of Print in both men’s and women’s styles, is a beautiful tribute to the star-crossed lovers.
“Did my heart love till now? Forswear it, sight! For I ne’er saw true beauty till this night.”
Romeo and Juliet Women's Scoop T-Shirt
Women's book cover scoop neck black tee for The Pelican Shakespeare edition of Romeo and Juliet, published by Penguin…
If your Favorite Writer isn’t exactly feelin’ the love, don’t despair. This shirt, also by Out of Print, might be more up her alley. I mean, how better to flip off Valentine’s Day than with a famous quote from a dystopian novel about a patriarchal totalitarian state?
“Don’t let the bastards grind you down.”
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum Women's Relaxed Fit T-Shirt
Women's relaxed fit wide neck book cover tee for The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood. Each purchase helps to fund…
Writers must read, and when it comes to books, it doesn’t get more romantic than Jane Austen. This set provides a complete collection of Austen’s novels — Sense and Sensibility, Pride and Prejudice, Mansfield Park, Emma, Northanger Abbey, Persuasion, and Lady Susan—offering your Favorite Writer a master class in how to pen a romantic classic.
“You pierce my soul.”
The Complete Novels of Jane Austen (Wordsworth Special Editions)
Jane Austen is without question, one of England's most enduring and skilled novelists. With her wit, social precision…
Maybe your Favorite Writer doesn’t want to read about, blech, love. This collection of stories by author and artist Edward Gorey is sure to entertain, especially given how many of the characters meet untimely deaths.
“A is for AMY who fell down the stairs, B is for BASIL assaulted by bears…”
Amphigorey by Edward Gorey | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books
An illustrated collection of 15 macabre short stories. In this gorgeously detailed volume, American artist and author…
When Writers aren’t reading, they’re (hopefully) writing. This journal provides loads of fluttery-heart inspiration for your Favorite Writer to get creative, possibly even romantic, with her words.
Journal: Happy Valentines Day Love,Journal with lined pages, Journals for Children, Women, Boys…
Journal for writing your. This blank 135 page journal will jump start your creativity with its minimal design.Size 5.5"…
If your Favorite Writer would rather write an Ode to Heartbreak, give her this beauty, which will let the world know just what she thinks of the foul, wretched holiday.
Love Sucks Break-up Diary Blank Book Bullet Journaling Notebook Buju Journal Planner with Document…
Sometimes love sucks. Writing is cathartic, so why not but all those emotions down on paper in this blank spiral bound…
Writers are fueled by caffeine, and this giant mug will provide ample room for your Favorite Writer’s coffee or tea, while offering up some of the Bard’s most most romantic phrases.
“I do love nothing in the world so well as you.”
Shakespearean Love Mug
The course of true love never did run smooth, wrote Shakespeare. Twenty-one such quotes of love by the bard adorn this…
Maybe your Favorite Writer wants to drink her tea in peace, without being reminded about all that love crap. This mug offers up some great Shakespearean insults that she can toss around next time someone dares mention Valentine’s Day.
“Thou art a boil, a plague sore.”
Shakespearean Insults Mug
From all reports, William Shakespeare was a decent guy. He was generous, funny, and could drink with the best of them…
Adult Coloring Books
Coloring has been shown to reduce stress, enhance positivity, and achieve mindfulness. Help your Favorite Writer relax and celebrate the Feast of St. Valentine, with this, an Adult Coloring Book of Love.
Adult Coloring Book of Love: 55 Pictures to Color on the Theme of Love (Hearts, Animals, Flowers…
This adult coloring book features 55 cute pictures to color, all on the theme of love. It has hearts, affectionate…
Perhaps your Favorite Writer would rather scrawl on pages in anger. If so, this little gem might provide some welcome relief.
Go F*ck Yourself, I'm Coloring: Swear Word Coloring Book
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So, there you have it. A few ideas for your Valentine’s-loving (or hating!) Favorite Writer. Please feel free to add more ideas in the comments.
I hope you have a wonderful Valentine’s Day — whatever the holiday means to you.
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