I need to get back into watching The Simpsons. Maybe if I start taking lessons from Maggie (or, alternatively, the kids from Bob’s Burgers) I’ll get much further ahead in life.

Good luck getting rid of your “Bob” from the garage. I have a Glo Worm still in its box in my office closet. I told my son we lost it, but the truth is that I couldn’t listen to its music anymore. Maybe it’ll end up in a landfill this year with your elf.

Thanks for reading!